Sadly, just weeks after the preceding tribute to my ever-rugged Jeep, a series of electrical mishaps brought my trusty pal to his ultimate demise.
But from the ashes of his spirit has arisen his most worthy successor:
My new Imperial stormtrooper.
It’s eager, plush, scrappy, and clever. Not a single function of the ship’s operation isn’t under its control. It puts itself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Time with my old Jeep was well spent. I’m looking forward now to time spent in my new one.