Archive for April, 2006

Please, believe me. Your heart is in my hands.

Friday, April 28th, 2006

Out of nowhere, the popular recorded performance of the Styx composition entitled “Babe” entered my head a moment ago, as I was plugging in my nightly array of devices in preparation to put myself to sleep.

Against all odds, I actually have this in my iPod.

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On embracing our capitalist overlords

Thursday, April 27th, 2006

In response to the growing number of MySpace kids and blog aggregators straight-ganking my material, I’ve elected to offset my hosting expenses with Google Adsense, starting today.
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My new internet penis is a gigantic monster

Sunday, April 16th, 2006

EMAIL!! YAY

Cartoon mirrored here for the internets!!

LASER KITTY

Wednesday, April 12th, 2006

BEHOLD! LASER KITTY! omg

Do you see how this post works? IT’S LIKE A LASER.

Send me your favorite laser kitty pics!